Jessica Simpkin

I write this blog because most of the answers online sound like a clinic leaflet or a porn script. I have dated, hooked up, been in long relationships, looked for a third, bottled a conversation, and then tried again. The useful bit is usually the night it went a bit wrong.

You will get practical advice mixed with a specific memory: a kitchen, a hotel corridor, a terrible Feeld opener, a laugh that saved an awkward night. I write to a mixed room — singles, people dating, couples, and the quietly curious. I do not assume you have a partner, a particular body, or a label.

I am not a doctor, therapist, or lawyer. I do not diagnose. When a topic brushes health or the law, I say so and point you towards a GP, an NHS page, or a specialist.

This site is for adults. Consent is ordinary here, the way locking the door is ordinary.